The Armless Man

A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal.

The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."

''Okay.'' says the first man, and he pulls down the man's zip.

The armless man then says, ''Could you take it out for me?''

''Um, well, okay." says the first man. He pulls the armless man's dick out of his pants and sees that it is covered in red bumps, green veins and brown scabs oozing with yellow pus. It really stinks too!

''Could you point it for me?" asks the armless man.

The other man tries to hold the horrible dick steady while the armless man has a pee. When he's finished, the armless man says, ''Now could you put it back in?''

''Sure.'' says the first man.

He shakes the putrid dick dry, stuffs it back in the armless man's trousers and does up his fly. "Thank you." says the armless man. ''I really appreciate that.''

''No problem." says the first man. ''But I've got to ask you something. What the hell is wrong with your dick?"

The other guy pulls his arms out of his jacket and says, "I don't know, but i sure ain't touching it...."