Automatic Toilet

A husband comes home drunk...

HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.

WIFE: What happened?

HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on automatically and after I urinated and closed the door, the light went off!

WIFE: That was the toilet idiot!
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@AGHANYA NNEKA?
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