Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, Why are you arguing?

One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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