A Blonde

A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you!"

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the the big tree next to the slide in front of the school playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the big tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"