A Blonde
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/09/2015 - 13:58
A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you!"
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the the big tree next to the slide in front of the school playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the big tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the the big tree next to the slide in front of the school playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the big tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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