Driving To Abuja

In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?"

Kwame replies, "Driving to Abuja!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day, the nurse enters Kwame's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Kwame, how you doing?"

Kwame says, "I just arrive in Abuja."

Great!" replies the nurse.

The nurse leaves Kwame's room and goes across the hall into Akpos' room and finds Akpos sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Akpos what are you doing?!"

Akpos says, "I'm screwing Kwame's wife while he's away in Abuja!"