Few words of English
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 13:41
LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.
The judge looked at the accused and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The accused looked up and said, "Give me your money!"
The judge looked at the accused and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The accused looked up and said, "Give me your money!"
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