Half Naked

Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His favorite excuse is...

WIFE: Why did you return late again today.

AKPOS: I had to meet my boss and report today's activities before I can close for the day.

One fateful day, after making love with his mistress, he almost got caught. He fled through the window.

Akpos came home almost naked except for his boxer shorts. Trying to sneak in, meets his wife at the stair way.

WIFE: Where are you coming from, half naked?

AKPOS: My boss and I got robbed and they went away with all my clothes but I'm lucky to have my boxers on. (He replied furiously). Why are you still up anyway by this time of the day with only your wrapper on?

WIFE: (confused) I just saw your boss off now, he has been visiting frequently to tell me you have not been giving him good reports and he threatens to sack you. So I try to make up for you.