Heaven Bound

Akpos dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.

A sweet female voice picked up and said, "This is Virgin Mary speaking."

"Damn it!", the secretary said and hung up.

She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice, "This is Virgin Mary speaking."

"Damn it! He hasn't reached yet.", the secretary said and hung up again.

She calls again after 10 minutes. This time the voice said, "This is Mary speaking."

"At last! Thank you. Take proper care of him.", she said and hung up.