Lost Wife

Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside. What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"
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@Jim_Matoshi
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