Poor Old Woman

Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.

Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to eat. Sometimes, only one meal a day and sometimes, none at all.

Her concerned Landlord decided to see how he could help and the following conversation ensued...

LANDLORD: Mama, I thought you have a child living in the United States?

OLD WOMAN: Yes sir, I do.

LANDLORD: So, why doesn't she send you any money?

OLD WOMAN: Shioo! That ungrateful girl! After all the sacrifices we made for her. She never sends money to me. Instead, she sends pictures of some old men I don't even know at all.

LANDLORD: Ehh?! (stunned) That's bad o! Can I see the pictures?

OLD WOMAN: Don't mind her ojare, Yes you can see the pictures.

The woman handed over the pictures. When the Landlord saw what the pictures was, he stylishly kept it in his pocket, stood up and told the old woman, "Mama, I'm going somewhere, I'll come back to see you." and left.

The pictures the old woman was talking about were dollar notes.