Range Rover

A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.

GUY: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you.
GIRL: What is it my love?
GUY: I'm an SS (sickler) and I'm also HIV positive.
GIRL: (Hitting the guy on d lap), you almost scared me! Thought you wanted to say this Range Rover you are driving isn't yours, let's go joooooor! Ordinary SS and HIV? I will die with you!
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