Rape Trial

My neighbour was raped. During the trial in court, the following transpired...

PROSECUTING LAWYER: Madam, as this was happening, did you attempt to escape?

WOMAN: Yes, I tried to run but he soon caught up with me.

PROSECUTING LAWYER: At that time had he removed his trouser?

WOMAN: Not exactly, they were around his ankles.

PROSECUTING LAWYER: What about you?

WOMAN: He raised up my skirt.

PROSECUTING LAWYER: One more question, who can run faster, a woman with her skirt up or a man with his trouser down?
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