Science Exams
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/26/2015 - 13:12
Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination...
QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river
ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners; they shit and f**k in it!
QUESTION 2: How can we stop water pollution?
ANSWER: We build public toilet in the river and low cost hotels beside the river bank, so they can make use of it.
QUESTION 3: Enumerate 3 ways to stop overfishing in our rivers.
ANSWER:
(1) Introduce Family Planning
(2) Teach them hide and seek
(3) Implore the fish to wage War against fishermen and write a letter to the Fish Right Association (FRA). You can also help them out.
Akpos is right now repeating the same exams.
QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river
ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners; they shit and f**k in it!
QUESTION 2: How can we stop water pollution?
ANSWER: We build public toilet in the river and low cost hotels beside the river bank, so they can make use of it.
QUESTION 3: Enumerate 3 ways to stop overfishing in our rivers.
ANSWER:
(1) Introduce Family Planning
(2) Teach them hide and seek
(3) Implore the fish to wage War against fishermen and write a letter to the Fish Right Association (FRA). You can also help them out.
Akpos is right now repeating the same exams.
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