Shock Absorber Wristwatch

My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.

EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my watch?

ME: Sure! That's a G.shock.

EMMA: Did you know that it ABSORBS shock? Infact, it ABSORBS any kind of shock.

Without wasting a second, I dealt him a resounding slap.


"Did it work?" I asked

he held his cheek, stunned, for a minute and gave a loud cry. Apparently, the G. Shock wristwatch didn't work.