Single Woman

A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.

The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says to the woman, You must be single.

The woman was surprised and replies, Yes, how did you know?"

The clerk answers, Because you're ugly.
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