Swollen Eye
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/07/2015 - 10:15
A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye.
WIFE: What happened to your eye?
HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth was in the middle of her butt. So I helped her pull it out and she gave me a punch.
WIFE: But you shouldn't have.
The wife takes care of him but when he comes back from church d next Sunday, the second eye is swollen again.
WIFE: What happened again!
HUSBAND: It's that same woman! Her cloth was in the middle of her butt...
WIFE: And you pulled it out again?!
HUSBAND: No! It was the guy next to me who pulled it out, but I told him the woman doesn't like people pulling her cloth out from her butt, so I put the cloth back into her butt.
WIFE: What happened to your eye?
HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth was in the middle of her butt. So I helped her pull it out and she gave me a punch.
WIFE: But you shouldn't have.
The wife takes care of him but when he comes back from church d next Sunday, the second eye is swollen again.
WIFE: What happened again!
HUSBAND: It's that same woman! Her cloth was in the middle of her butt...
WIFE: And you pulled it out again?!
HUSBAND: No! It was the guy next to me who pulled it out, but I told him the woman doesn't like people pulling her cloth out from her butt, so I put the cloth back into her butt.
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