Table for two
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/01/2013 - 17:09
A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice.
He walks into the kitchen to find his wife cooking a slap-up meal. Best of all, she's wearing nothing but an apron.
"This is a surprise," the man gasps.
His wife shrieks, spinning round. "I wasn't expecting you back until tomorrow night."
He walks into the kitchen to find his wife cooking a slap-up meal. Best of all, she's wearing nothing but an apron.
"This is a surprise," the man gasps.
His wife shrieks, spinning round. "I wasn't expecting you back until tomorrow night."
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