True Confessions.

Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.

FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
FATHER: What have you done?
FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.
FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say ten hail Mary's and wash your eyes in the bowl of holy water outside.

Then, she leaves and does as the Father said. Second Nun walks into the confession booth.

SECOND NUN: Please forgive me Father, I have sinned.
FATHER: Go ahead, what did you do?
SECOND NUN: I touched a man's penis.
FATHER: Holy mother of God! That's even more terrible than the last Nun. Go to the Holy water, say 20 hail Mary's and wash your hands in the bowl of holy water.

Then she exits and does as the Father instructed. Waiting for the third Nun to enter, the Father heard some noise outside and he comes out to see what happened.

He finds the third & fourth Nun arguing and asks in a loud tone, "What is the problem?"

The fourth Nun who had been eavesdropping said, "There is no way in hell I am washing my mouth in that water after she (the third Nun) washes her ass in it!"