What Are You Wearing?

Chat between a white girl and her boyfriend:

BOY: Honey
GIRL: Yes sugar.
BOY: What are you wearing?
GIRL: A cute pink shirt, a pair of denims, and the pink sandals I got at the mall.
BOY: Aww ain't that cute? Can't wait to see my baby.

Chat between a Nigerian girl and her boyfriend:

BOY: Baby.
GIRL: Ehn?!
BOY: What are you wearing today?
Girl: Hahan! See question. Cloth of course. Mtchew!
BOY: Sorry didn't mean to annoy you. What exactly are you wearing?
GIRL: I said cloth or are you deaf? Wait, do I have to tell you everything I do? What's all these....
BOY: (angrily drops his phone