What's Your Name?

Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household one day and asked everyone to lie flat. After gathering all they could, they decided to kill everyone one by one.

Akpor' gateman was first. "What's your name?" the robber asked.

"Evans Boateng", replied the gateman.

Immediately he fired and killed him. Fear gripped all of them.

His wife was next in line. "What's your name woman?" inquired the robbers.

Shaking, she replied, "My name... is.... is.... Eli... Elizabeth."

Akpos immediately closed his eyes cause he couldn't bare seeing her shot.

"You're lucky you bear my mom's name. I won't kill you." says one of the robber.

She was so relieved.

Next was Akpos. "What's your name?"

Akpos got up and popped his collar, tucked in and replied, "my name is Akpos."

The robber cocked the gun and was about to fire.

"Wait... wait... wait!!! I've not finished!" shouted Akpos "My name is Akpos but my friends call me Elizabeth!"