Who Wears The Pants?
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 13:23
A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here! Put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of herb body.
"I can't wear your pants." she said.
"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "Hell I can't get into your pants!"
She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of herb body.
"I can't wear your pants." she said.
"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "Hell I can't get into your pants!"
She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
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