Bible Quotes for Customer

A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls; an Apple seller, a bread seller and a yam seller pulled by...

To the Apple Seller...
PASTOR: Give me one quotation in the bible where Apple was mentioned before I buy.

APPLE SELLER: The bible said, 'you are the Apple of my eyes.'

PASTOR: Good! I will buy N1000

To the Bread Seller...
PASTOR: Give me a bible quotation with bread and I'll buy.

BREAD SELLER: Jesus said I am the bread of life.

PASTOR: Nice! Let me buy N1000.

To the Yam Seller...
PASTOR: Give me one quotation with yam in the bible and I'll buy.

YAM SELLER: Jesus said, 'l yam that I yam...'

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Wizy308's picture

Na correct yam be that o o

favour S .J's picture

lols

victoria's picture

Na d yam dat I yam truly

EMmanuela's picture

Wao, God gives yam he is not a yam

forte's picture

Lolz

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