You're So Kind

A guy took a vacation to Lagos. While there, he met up with a prostitute. After sex, the prostitute said, "N5,000."

The guy handed her N10,000.

The prostitute, surprised, responded, "You're so kind."

Some days pass and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again. The prostitute demanded N5,000, but the guy again says, "No, here's N10,000."

The prostitute, feeling really happy, says, "You're so kind."

More days pass and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says, "N5,000, please."

The guy hands her N10,000.

The prostitute, really surprised about the guy's gesture towards her , asks, "Where are you from?"

The guy answers, "I'm from Calabar."

Looking surprised, the prostitute says, "I'm from there too!"

The guy replies, "I know, your mum sent me to give you N30,000."