One, Two, Three

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say `123` and you shall rise for as long as you wish!"

Akpos then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it`s over?" The witch doctor says, "Your partner has to say is `1234` and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!" Akpos very happy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.

So, while lying on the bed with her he says "123", and suddenly he gets an attention! She turns over to him and says "What did you say `123` for?"