Our Anniversary

A man brought a new computer home and asked his wife to set it up. The following day, when he got back from work he really needed to use the computer so he quickly put it on and was met with a password prompt.

HUSBAND: Darling, what's the password of the computer?
WIFE: Oh swty, its our anniversary date.
HUSBAND: [Shuts down the computer and hissed] Damn b***h!