Husband and Wife

[How it began]
Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!
Ekaitte: "Alright love..."
Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says "let's take the left one."The wife says "I think we should take the right road." The husband slaps the wife across the face "who's driving, me or you?" and they take the left path."
Ekaitte: Hahahahahahahahaha
Akpos: Now i'm gonna tell you part 2. Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says "good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!" The husband says "but I wanna eat fried fish" The wife slaps the husband across the face and says "who's cooking me or you?!" and they end up drinking fish soup.
Ekaitte: Oh crap! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Akpos: Now I'm gonna tell you part 4
Ekaitte: What about part 3?
Akpos: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap across the face] who's telling the story me or you!

(We'll update you as soon as we're able to stop the fight)