I wasn't drunk

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 11/30/2013 - 12:20
FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...
ME: No I wasn't!
FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.
ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.
FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at your house!
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