85 Year Old Man

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/16/2014 - 15:08
An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing the crime? You're old and how far can you see at night?"

The 85 year replied, "I can see the moon. How far is that?"
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