Do Not Swim!

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman, was at a lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man looking at her but she decided to swim anyway.

After taking off her clothes she quickly dived in.

AKPOS: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake!

SHANDU: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

AKPOS: Well, that's not prohibited.