For The Flowers

A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.

"This is for the flowers," she said.

"Don't be silly," he said. "I'm sure we have a vase somewhere at home."
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