Few words of English

LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.

The judge looked at the accused and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The accused looked up and said, "Give me your money!"
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