Cocaine in Firewood

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this the Nigeria Police?" I asked.

A voice from the other end replied, "Yes. And asked, ''What do you want?"

I replied, "I'm calling to report my neighbour Kasim. He is hiding cocaine in his firewoods."

"This will be noted." They said.

The next day, the police came to Kasim's house. They searched the shed where the firewoods were kept, cut every piece of the firewoods into two, found no cocaine, and left. I called Kasim on phone, "Hello Kasim! Did the Police come?"

"Yes!" He replied.

"Did they cut your firewoods into two for you?" I asked.

"Yes they did." He replied.

"Okay!" I said, "Now it's your turn to call the police. I want my land to be cleared."