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Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:58
One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."
The Mam (Teacher) had heard enough of his complaints and took Akpos to the Principals office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that a primary four pupil should know.
PRINCIPAL: Whats 3 + 3?
AKPOS: 6!
PRINCIPAL: 6 + 6?
AKPOS: 12!
And so on...
The Principal asked the boy many questions and Akpos got them right. The Principal then asked Mam to send Akpos to primary four. Mam decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
MAM: What does a cow have four of, that Ive only two of?
AKPOS: Legs!
MAM: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have?
AKPOS: Pockets!
MAM: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS: Coconut!
MAM: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principals eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum!
MAM: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
AKPOS: Tent!
The principal was looking restless.
MAM: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first and what am I?
AKPOS: Wedding Ring!
MAM: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
AKPOS: Nose!
MAM: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
AKPOS: Arrow!
MAM: What starts with F and ends with a K and if you dont get it, you have to use your hand?
AKPOS:Fork!
MAM: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
AKPOS: Surname!
MAM: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping and is responsible for making love?
AKPOS: Heart!
The principal heaved a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Send Akpos to the University! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
The Mam (Teacher) had heard enough of his complaints and took Akpos to the Principals office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that a primary four pupil should know.
PRINCIPAL: Whats 3 + 3?
AKPOS: 6!
PRINCIPAL: 6 + 6?
AKPOS: 12!
And so on...
The Principal asked the boy many questions and Akpos got them right. The Principal then asked Mam to send Akpos to primary four. Mam decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
MAM: What does a cow have four of, that Ive only two of?
AKPOS: Legs!
MAM: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have?
AKPOS: Pockets!
MAM: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS: Coconut!
MAM: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principals eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum!
MAM: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
AKPOS: Tent!
The principal was looking restless.
MAM: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first and what am I?
AKPOS: Wedding Ring!
MAM: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
AKPOS: Nose!
MAM: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
AKPOS: Arrow!
MAM: What starts with F and ends with a K and if you dont get it, you have to use your hand?
AKPOS:Fork!
MAM: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
AKPOS: Surname!
MAM: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping and is responsible for making love?
AKPOS: Heart!
The principal heaved a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Send Akpos to the University! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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