The Dead Dog

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.

PASTOR: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.

MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1million?

The pastor shouted and asked, why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian?

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