Mongolian VD

A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.

A week after arriving back home, he woke up one morning to find his joystick covered with bright, green and purple spots. In shock, he rushed to see a consultant at the hospital. The doctor, never having seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told the man to come back in two days for the results.

He returned, the doctor said, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looked a little perplexed and said, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."

The doctor replied, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We have to amputate your joystick."

He screamed in horror, "AMPU! WHAT? I want a second opinion please doc."

The doctor replied, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seek out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his joystick and proclaimed, "Aha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease."

The man said, "Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my joystick?"

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, "Silly docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate."

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replied in relief.

"Yes", said the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Joystick fall off by itself!."

The man fainted!