Proof You Are A Nigerian
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 21:04
You know you're a Nigerian if...
The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.
There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.
Your parents add O to the end of every sentence. E.g SHUT-UP O! YES O!
Youve been called IJOT more times than you can count.
You've got to call older Nigerians you know uncle or aunty even if they arent kin.
When Shina Peters' Afro juju comes on, you lose your mind and drop it low!
You still eat the food even if its so spicy it makes your nose run.
A party starts at 6, you show up 10 and most people are still not there yet.
Youve been threatened into good behaviour with Ill send you back home!
You point at something with your lips. And go MSCHEW
You have to pronounce your last name 20 times for people and they still dont get it right!
You can add more reasons you are a Nigerian (or you understand a Nigerian) in the comment box below...
The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.
There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.
Your parents add O to the end of every sentence. E.g SHUT-UP O! YES O!
Youve been called IJOT more times than you can count.
You've got to call older Nigerians you know uncle or aunty even if they arent kin.
When Shina Peters' Afro juju comes on, you lose your mind and drop it low!
You still eat the food even if its so spicy it makes your nose run.
A party starts at 6, you show up 10 and most people are still not there yet.
Youve been threatened into good behaviour with Ill send you back home!
You point at something with your lips. And go MSCHEW
You have to pronounce your last name 20 times for people and they still dont get it right!
You can add more reasons you are a Nigerian (or you understand a Nigerian) in the comment box below...
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