The President's Balls

An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.

The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon such a large sum of money?"

The old woman replied, "I make bets."

Confused, the president asked, "What kind of bets?"

The woman answered, "For instance, I can bet you $25,000 that your balls are square and not round."

After having serious thoughts on the issue, the president, having excused himself and examined his balls well to make sure they are round, decided to agree to the woman's bet.

The old woman said she would have to feel the balls herself to prove to him they are really square the next day with a witness around.

The president said, "Since $25,000 is such a huge sum, I guess I don't mind having you feel my balls in the presence of a third party."

"Good" the old woman said, "see you tomorrow at 10am."

The next day at 10am, the woman came to the president's office with a well dressed man in suit that looked a bit worried. The president zipped down his pants and brought out his manhood. The woman grabbed the balls, smooched it, caressed them for several minutes.

The other man at this point was angry, banging his fists on the wall, as well as his head, grumbling and cursing.

The president looked at him, confused, then he asked the old woman, "What is wrong with your friend?"

The old woman replied, "Don't mind him, yesterday I bet him a $100,000 that by 10am today, I will have the Bank of America's president's balls in my hands."
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