Next To The Pig

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/08/2015 - 20:18
One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front of him.

In excitement, he exclaimed, "NOT BAD, I'M NEXT TO THE PIG!"

But then he noticed the fat ugly angry lady beside him, then he muttered, "Sorry ma'am, I mean the one on the table."
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Serene Asana
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