15 Men
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/12/2015 - 14:33
A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?"
And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to kill me. She broke up with me this morning."
Angry, the man says, "You think its the end of the world? My girlfriend, Ruth, screws at least 15 men each day at the hotel and she says God won't forgive her if she has sex with me because she is faithful to God and won't have premarital sex with her fiance. Well I'm ok with it and I pick her up everyday at the hotel after the day's job. So tell me who gat greater complications?"
Quickly, his friend drops the beer bottle and screamed, "What, Ruth is cheating on me with 15 men?"
And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to kill me. She broke up with me this morning."
Angry, the man says, "You think its the end of the world? My girlfriend, Ruth, screws at least 15 men each day at the hotel and she says God won't forgive her if she has sex with me because she is faithful to God and won't have premarital sex with her fiance. Well I'm ok with it and I pick her up everyday at the hotel after the day's job. So tell me who gat greater complications?"
Quickly, his friend drops the beer bottle and screamed, "What, Ruth is cheating on me with 15 men?"
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