Interesting Facts About Marriage
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 02/16/2015 - 16:20
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
The wife submits and the husband obeys; she always lets him have her way.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
1st year of marriage: man speaks, woman listens. 2nd year: woman speaks, man listens. 3rd year: they both speak, the neighbors listen.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
The wife submits and the husband obeys; she always lets him have her way.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
1st year of marriage: man speaks, woman listens. 2nd year: woman speaks, man listens. 3rd year: they both speak, the neighbors listen.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
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