My Son Has Gonorrhea
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/21/2015 - 20:47
"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his doctor on the phone. "The only woman he's had sex with is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been having sex the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the doctor roared. "That means we've all got it!"
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been having sex the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the doctor roared. "That means we've all got it!"
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