If States Were Women

Kaduna, kogi, Nasarawa and Niger state will be dragging for one boyfriend because he is handsome which is the FCT(ABUJA)

Akwa Ibom will be that woman that always want to satisfy her husband with food

Edo state will be the runs girl who is based in Italy and owns four to five houses in Benin.

Delta will have be that lady with everything going for her yet she repeatedly keeps on hooking up with useless men.

Niger Delta states would be the richest woman with no money.

OYO would be that babe who will swallow magnets just to become attractive.

Yobe would be that woman going through a violent, bloody and abusive marriage but still remains beautiful, positive and hopeful.

Abuja would have no husband but would have plenty boyfriends and suitors.

Borno will be the woman with the issue of Blood. It never stops flowing.

Osun will b a woman complaining about her broke husband and decides to cheat to save her children from hunger.

Sokoto will literally be too hot to handle.

Lagos would be the rich man's daughter who has shown she doesn't need her father to survive.

Ekiti will be that woman who will go to bed with you after giving her just a bowl of rice.

Kogi will be the woman whose husband is not dead but lives like a widow.

Kaduna would be the one that has jumped from one useless man to the other over time and then finally marries Mr perfect!

Ekiti will be that chick that leaves her good guy and returns to her crazy ex.

Rivers will be the chick that likes bad boys

Abia would be that woman who leaves her door open to various men to come do as they wish.

Ebonyi state will be the shy side chick we only hear about when she doesn't get child support.

Kwara would be a fine lady that was betrothed by a dead father to his son.

Bayelsa will be the woman who can't speak English

Kebbi will be that girl with only one underwear.

Ogun will be a very religious woman

Benue will always be pregnant.

Plateau will be a beautiful woman who was once peaceful and happy but now living in fear.

Enugu will be the housewife that never goes out.

Cross River will be the woman that keeps on giving.

Abuja will be a feminist that tries to control her whole community.

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