Fantastic Bumper

Daughter to father:

Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Fathers response:

Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.
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@makzeze
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