You Are Cheating

In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

Akpos was astounded and asked the teacher to prove it.

"Well," said the teacher, "I was looking over your test script and the question was, Who was Nigeria's first president?, and the little girl that sits next to you, Kemi, put Nnamdi Azikiwe, and so did you."

"Everyone knows that he was the first president na." Akpos said.

"Well, just wait a minute," The teacher said. "The next question was, Who stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria? Kemi put Mary Slessor and so did you."

Akpos said, ''I read the Nigerian history book last night and I remembered that."

"Wait, wait," said the teacher. "the next question was, Who was the president of Nigeria during the 'Ghana Must Go' period? Kemi put I don't know, and you put, I don't know too."