Nigerian Soldiers

A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this is a check!"

So, all the soldiers raced outside and lined up. The general walked up to the first soldier and lashed him on the chest with his baton.

GENERAL: "Did that hurt?"

1ST SOLDIER: "No, sir!"

GENERAL: "Why not?"

1ST SOLDIER: "Because I am a Nigeria Soldier, sir!"

So, the general walked up to the second soldier and lashed him on the buttocks with his baton.

GENERAL: "Did that hurt?"

2ND SOLDIER: "No, sir!"

GENERAL: "Why?

2ND SOLDIER: "Because I am a Nigeria Soldier, sir!"

So the general walked on and noticed this guy with this huge Attention. *Kpiaaassssssssshh* He smacked this guys joystick as hard as he could.

GENERAL: "Did That hurt?"

3RD SOLDIER: "No, sir!"

GENERAL: "Why?"

3RD SOLDIER: "Because it is the guys' own behind me, sir!".