Toasting Skills

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 09/14/2015 - 16:46
A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...

GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart. Water for barren land...

BABE: Is this a proposal or weather report?
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