Big Meat

Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking his fingers. He went into his room.

10 minutes later, his father called him...

FATHER: Akpos!

AKPOS: Yes dad.

FATHER: There's a plate of rice covered in the kitchen with meat, go and strategically drop the food where the rats can see and eat it. I put rat poison in it.

Akpos fainted!