Discount Ticket

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/10/2015 - 20:30

Akpos buys some items in a supermarket...

SHOP ATTENDANT: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket.

AKPOS: Yes, any problem?

SHOP ATTENDANT: (surprised) But it is a children discount ticket, Sir?

AKPOS: (unfazed) Oh, I recently converted to Christianity

SHOP ATTENDANT: (puzzled) So?

AKPOS: I am now a born-again CHILD of God.

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