18+ Jokes
A Beautiful Good Night Poem of a Hot GirlHe came at night,Exposed my body,Got on top of me,Touched me,He bit,Sucked, And Swallowed.When he was satisfied,He left me Hurt and Bloody...
A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...
Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking...
You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish... Stop thinking so far and...
A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow's udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks, "Dad why are you doing that to the cow?"The man replied, "Son,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't...
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...
A Mother tells two of her daughters that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One of the sisters suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all...