18+ Jokes

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open." The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black...

A calabar girl went for a job interview, she was giving a form to fill in her data.As she was filling the form, she got to part to fill "Sex", she paused and thought for a while...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

A young girl was leaving for school when her mum called her and said, "Tope! Do not allow any man to climb on top of you because if he did, he would be disgracing your family."She...

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sexDOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him. Everyday, put one pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed. Next...

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the...

There was this guy who was attending a meeting in France. He didn't speak much French. He met a woman and that night, they had their own meeting. While they were having sex, she...

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just...

An old pensioner was having his usual morning Stroll. While passing behind his neighbours house, a freshly used condom with semen in it was thrown out of the guest room window and...